Thursday, January 16, 2025

Thunder Pillows

     As you get older and colder you tend to have more occasion to release a little bit of flatulence much to the chagrin of family members. 
    The one thing that absorbs odours is activated carbon.  Activated carbon is  best. Simply fill your cushions with those carbon packets you find in packaged foods. These packets are designed to absorb moisture.  The bonus is they will absorb farts thus neutralizing the odour. One day, bigger packets will be developed that will be part of the manufacturing of pillows.  
     The other use for activated carbon is in cow diapers.  Cows and horses release more methane to the atmosphere than can be handled.  This can be controlled with activated carbon. Insert a giant suppository of activated charcoal up the butt in farm animals and you can help solve the release of methane. A real solution to global warming is in the use of activated carbon.  Melting permafrost is the other offender.  Call the Methane Police for solutions for Global warming.

Is that thunder you heard?   Must be.  There's no smell.

Monday, November 4, 2024

When in Darwin do as Darwin did.... tour

       My involvement with Angus and Erin began with a phone call.   Port Douglas was pleasant enough but there was more of Australia to see. It would require overland travel. When I was younger and an art student, I printed an image of a railroad disappearing in the Australian sunset. Stark and vast filled with loneliness. My Mother saved all my art work. That artwork disappeared in the many hurricanes that swept over the City of Dreams. 
       Meeting Andrea at Port Douglas was the highlight of this trip. She quickly became a confidant. A beautiful young blond from Germany who was confidently confident and well-poised but nervous as a beer drinking deer.
      The Australian Pygmalion was about to begin the dance. I left her to her own devices. I thought I would get laid in the shade. She quickly said goodnight.
      Angus and Erin are so into Australian culture it became infectious. Maybe it's because they are Australians.  The drive to Darwin was beginning. 
       The Tropics at last. The learning curves were curling up like potato curls. Barefoot and footloose driving cramped in that little diesel Lica van 4X4 from Tokyo made the trip incredibly special. But who is this blond skinny girl sitting in the back?
    The blond girl is always watching, never speaking. The rustle of the plastic white bread wrapper is the only sound coming from behind me. The conversations are brief and filled with gloomy silence as if they never happened.
       The road goes on forever. Just like life. Deep and shallow thoughts prevaded my mind depending on the perception one relies on.
       We went everywhere. The Katherine Gorge had been the home of the aborigines for eons. Like any good, upstanding Sapien, they left their mark in red orchre. 
     Renting kayaks was the order of the day because if one had to paddle up shits' creek without a paddle. You get the idea. Paddling Madeline home was not easy.
     Me and the blond girl made an unlikely pair. If its not one thing, its another. She wanted to steer but the rental operator told her its the man's privilege. Rubbish! Whatever. Get in the boat and we will sort this out some other time.
    The abo paintings were truly remarkable.  I've seen a great deal of this type of art all over the world. What is significant is how similar they look to scenes in other locales almost as if the artist was the same. The similarities are striking. Great minds think alike?   Same art teacher?  We paddled on to the very end then got out to view these frescos up close.
    When we got to Darwin, I bailed. I rented a space at the Hostel in Darwin. I invited everyone I knew to come for a free shower much to the chagrin of some the patrons. Everybody got along just fine and backed off.  I was too sturdy of a guy to argue with.  I always find the library just to immerse myself reading the newspapers. 
    I was there in Darwin to meet with a yacht I contacted looking for crew. This ship was from the small islands off the Southern shores of England. Not the Channel Islands but different. The Cillies or something like that.  North of Darwin I met the ship.
     It was a long walk to the docks.  I got used to it though, stopping at various hostels along the way to grab a shower to freshen up without being questioned. They all have outdoor showers which makes sense in the Tropics.
   I found the ship and signed on as the Medical Officer. The only time I had to practice my skills when the English blokes went drinking and one of them stubbed his big toe. It inflated with fluids and took the whole voyage to heal up. All I could do was soak it in salt water to draw out the fluids and keep infections at bay.           
       The skipper was sailing with a longtime friend whose ship was much older and in need of repair. Thus the trip to Singapore. The shipyards in Singapore are super cheap.
      Lonnie is an Aussie junkie, fully recovered and reasonably sane.  However, there were a few incidents that made me see things differently.  He had a young woman as part of the crew whom I grew fond of.  Unrequited love is distressing.
    I was chosen to change the masthead light because I am a fittest of the overfed crew. The shipmates hauled me up to the masthead in the boson's chair.  It was a great view.  
      I was a bit frightened by my shipmates being they were older, inexperienced men from England.  They failed to belay the line which means taking few turns around the deck cleat. They held me up there by pure determination. I hurriedly unscrewed the globe,  sanded the connections and inserted the new 150 dollar bulb.  I gave the signal to lower the chair. I could see these guys' exhaustion in the hot sun. All's well that ends well. They bought the beer that night.
    We staged up for our turn through the locks. The locks are there to drastically cut down on invasive creatures.  That meant one has to scrub the bottom coming and going. Those Aussie dockmen sure loved to harass a tourist ship by laughing and joking about their cleaning skills. You missed a spot... 
    Not a puff of air the whole trip up to Dili.  Everyone was cranky. We could hardly believe how shoddily we were being treated by Nature. We motored all the way.
     This makes for a restless time in the rack with the engine coughing diesel fumes as you try to rest while throwing your cookies up. Puke smells the same no matter who is seasick. When you get down to Green Bile it's time to drink water again. Bile burns like fire coming up.
    We finally raised Dili. The ship stood off until we received clearance from the Harbormaster.  Nothing works like a roll of 100 dollar bills clearly showing in your shorts.
   Lonnie proceeded to ground his ship on the only giant boulder in the small harbor.  He put on his scuba gear looking perfectly foolish. He splashed overboard to take a look at the damage.  There was none. Only a few layers of bottom paint were scrapped off. Australian wood is tough, mate.
     I had decided not to continue on this nonsense voyage.  I packed my seabag and rowed ashore leaving this geriatric crew to learn the hard way. 
      My next stop was the hostel. This was a pitiful affair in itself.  I was shocked at this place where so many young people lost their way.  I met a beautiful Korean gal whom I kept company with for a few days.  No sex.  You think western girls are tough?  
    We all caught the ferry to Atauro Island.  Geez another boat ride and seasickness. The Atauro adventure begins. 

Haiku

Palms nod their heads agreeably
 Crabs scurries secretly, 
Moonlight reflected, 
In their shining eyes
The breeze sweetly salted, 
She surmises 
 Living on Emerald shores 
 Quivering abruptly in stillness
Surprising hawks wheeling round
Scudding clouds in a
 black velvet sky 
 a watchful eye...

Deep in trance
They lept to dance
to end the pain
As darkness reigns
In the great Romance
Freed at last the
Sun fades away

The windswept mind is enthralled
By the Mystic Seas of old
 The sunlight glimmers
In the dark
With just a touch of gold









Wednesday, October 30, 2024

Nitrogen fuel

     Just read the article about Nitrogen fuel for the new cold engine production. This will change the way the mega oil companies do business. I expect them to try and sabotage this new and astounding development. 
    What happens is this...Mega oil will do its best to beat down any and all competition.  They will go after the patent first making it impossible for this startup to gain any investors. It has happened before.
    Remember what percentage of our atmosphere has Nitrogen. It is the most plentiful gas of all gases.  Extraction takes a very cold temperature to liquidfy and store.
     This is easily accomplished.  The energy generated as it returns to a gas is truly impressive. The engine design is already established.

Friday, October 18, 2024

Eugene the Clean

    The homeless in Eugene left the fields burning with desire for them to be gone. It is the annual ritual of disbanding by embarrassment in the press. Setting fire to fields illustrates their displeasure.
      The fencing around Jefferson Park worked. It was a slow process to get them to move on.They went back home or to another vulnerable city.  Move on or else was the only choice given to them by the Eugene Sheriff's Dept. They are sending them back to the bewildering Wilderness of Life. 
   Eugene returned to the quiet college town it was designed to be despite the liberal demands. They had their say. 
Now comes the sanity of decent city leadership.
    I kept my distance by living at the famous Eugene Mission. Forty acres given by a horse rancher who had sympathy for the homeless.  Two huge barns filled with donations was a big part of the deal. A huge dorm for homeless men was built and instantly occupied to full capacity. The displaced women's dorm came later.  All was given by the good citizens of Eugene.  There are even accomodations for children.
    I met Javier who introduced me to Clay. Clay had a room for rent in a shared room. At least I am not living with the 150 homeless and struggling men at the Mission.  Smokers be gone.
     Nearly 2 yrs I spent at this Mission it was not bad not good. Three square meals a day, showering everyday was all part of getting savvy about Eugene. New duds for finding a job was the object. Surviving is the thing for all who come to Eugene and have nothing but a hungry belly 
     The move to a Clean & Sober Living house registered with the city was the next step. These houses cater to felons, drunks and addicts who have sworn off their addictions and criminal behavior for good.  What can go wrong will go wrong      
    Things are still not quite right even at Clay's house. Better here than there. Only 550 a month and you learn to feed yourself. Food stamps are the salvation of poor Americans with injuries like I have.  It is super hard for DHS to even give us158 bucks a month for food called EBT Electronic Benefits Transaction.  This needs to change immediately. The price of food went up 25 per cent.
     It is so hot for the time being as my birthday approaches. July 13th is the date. I missed perfect 7's by one day being that my Mother was induced.
    Today's temp was 102 same tomorrow and Tuesday. They are saying Climate Change. Scare tactics do not work for the savvy. The Hurricane has a lot to do with the weather.  It sucks moisture from everywhere to feed that 6 inch deluge in Houston.  
    Look at the curve of the Gulf of Mexico.  Hurricanes have shaped the shoreline for eons.  The more things change the more they stay the same.
You are welcome.
     

Friday, October 11, 2024

Australian Trains

      Australian trains have a clean feel
Just like the north coast countryside
they travel through.
        The pastoral scenes of horses and cows
The struggling, water-starved trees and brush
Clinging to every drop of Mercy
All the cows and calves bow their heads
As if in group prayer
Worshipping the very ground they walk on.
       The moment in travel soon begins again
stopping to stare at nothing important
As if looking into a mirror
seeing yourself again happy
to be free of the constant worry
     Eager for the next moment of wonder
Enchanted by children on the train
Enchanted by the train itself
Becoming one with the Great Iron Snake
Moving from place to place
Always searching never finding

The train is ultimately boring as it can be as it plows through the countryside 
Stopping at every small town on this epic journey
I met two friendly children traveling by themselves on the way to meet their father. I gave the girl a handheld mirror. It was the very first time she saw herself.  I protected them from strangers.
   In return, the father invited me to spend the night at their palatial home.  He took me to an Australian breakfast. This was way too much for a skinny guy like me.
He simply encouraged me to visit again, dropping me off at the train station.  I continued ever northward.

Thursday, July 4, 2024

The Australian Pygmalian

       It has been awhile yes, quite awhile, since I got off the mainland. It was sheer luck and an act of God that made this trip possible. Things were not that good in America. The economy was failing, the war had advanced nothing for the American Agenda. It was a good time to vacate the place and try to fix things from afar. 
    California was in the midst of another drought that had to be broken. I was good at redirecting the weather angels. If only they would hear the pleas of desperation.
      Landing in Sydney was very strange for me. It was raining and cold. I had no warmth whatsoever. The druggies were busy undermining society,. This was all was too much for this old weather beaten sailor. 
     North to the tropics was the next move by rail. Ah, the luxury of rail.Who is paying for this anyway? I was not a wealthy sort. An airline ticket to Aussie land for 700 plus taxes was not out of the question.
      Might as well stay for three months since the visa is free for the asking. Next stop Brisbane then Cairns just to see the Great Barrier Reef, live and in color. The poor reef is dying to live. The tourists are killing the biggest living organism on Earth.
       There are parts of her doing quite good as long as she is well managed. Of all things she has to put up with is the tourists covered in suntan oil!  The oils and chemicals are responsible for the reef death like nothing else.   
      In Australia, much of beach industry puts insecticide in the suntan mix. Would you just stop?
       Things were taking a turn for the better. A ship headed north was looking for an experienced hand. My dance card finally came up. I rode the train north as far as possible. Then hitched a ride with some very nice folks until I came to Darwin. 
    I immediately hit it off with the Skipper and his wife.  They immediately liked me. I signed the papers and turned my passport over to the skipper.
       My first chore was changing the masthead light.  You cannot go to sea without all the lights working.  Just buying the white bulb was a costly affair.  The crew of Geriatrics hoisted me in Bosen's chair. This is tricky as you are depending on novice hands. Every slip of the rope took my breath away. 
    Charlie Tuna fell doing the same replacement at night in Honolulu. Broke his back. The man lay there on the deck until Security found him the next morning. He is now wheelchair bound.
    We soon were on our way with absolutely no wind in our sails. Motoring was hard on the crew.  This was to be the norm for the whole journey.   I jumped ship in Dili because of this was the best thing to do. I befriended a guy who took me to Ataro Island offshore of Dilli. This was my only adventure in Indonesia.          The soldiers had killed 200 in the cemetery during the Sukarnos reign of terror.  I was jumpy as a rabbit on Easter Sunday in fear of the soldiers cruising in the UN provided white SUV's. These were peacekeepers living the life of luxury in these air conditioned vehicles. 
    We caught the ferry to Ataro Island delivering sacks of rice provided by the government.  The mayor of Dilli was on the same boat overseeing the distribution of rice we asked for. The politics are distressful and filled with intrigue.